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Alexandru Iuliu Csepreghi is a Romanian former handballer who is best known for his spells at HCM Constanța, US Cretail Handball and the Romania national team. Currently he is manager and coach of his own handball academy Academia de Handbal \"Alexandru Csepreghi\".
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