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Dandong Tengyue Football Club is a Chinese football club based in Huludao, Liaoning, that last competed in China League One. Dandong Tengyue plays its home matches at the Huludao Sports Centre Stadium, within Longgang District.
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Bangladesh competed at the 2023 World Athletics Championships in Budapest, Hungary, from 19 to 27 August 2023.
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HomeToGo is a Berlin-based company that operates a SaaS-supported marketplace for vacation rentals. Founded in 2014, the platform aggregates listings from multiple providers, with 15 million accommodations available through partnerships with 60,000 suppliers. HomeToGo operates in 25 countries across Europe, North America, South America, Australia, and the Asia-Pacific region.
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Efstathios \"Tassos\" Nikolaou Papadopoulos was a Cypriot politician and barrister, who served as President of Cyprus from 2003 to 2008.
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